What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:18

-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
Quo perferendis neque at temporibus pariatur quis.
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
Dicta numquam repudiandae corrupti labore ea facere.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?